Slash & Yearn

So I read the nastiest article this morning on the metro about a man and his sexual fetishes.

“Police in Duluth, Minn., are looking for a man with a self professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls.  Police have been seeking the man since surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.  A criminal complaint said the man was convicted in 2005 of breaking into a sports facility at the University of Minnesota and slashing about 70 balls. Court documents said the man told police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge.”

Honestly… what is wrong with 1) Guys… and 2) Guys from a state that start with M.

So what did you boys really do on “man day”